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Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - jackslammer - 05-04-2012
Benjaminy Wrote:pretend you are fooking zeezbrah, alpha male brahI don't think he's trying to fook snooki.
when she texts you, you wait 2 hours to reply for every word she sends you, and also dont tell her you have a boring life you fuckstaincumjockey tell her about your solo boat trip around the world, how you sucked the popes dick etc etc .
also dont use smiley faces, the word lol or any of that faggy shit that makes you look like a beta faggot remember you are fooking zeezbrah. . oh and also if you are going to invite her somewhere dont actually ask her to come, just say " im going to be at XXXXX place at XXXX "
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - jackslammer - 05-04-2012
lawlerbation Wrote:Snaggin some frozen yogurt on monday.I'd consider that a success, talking to her face to face is better than not talking to her at all while talking to your WoW guild about her.
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - Sanderz - 05-04-2012
jackslammer Wrote:lawlerbation Wrote:Snaggin some frozen yogurt on monday.I'd consider that a success, talking to her face to face is better than not talking to her at all while talking to your WoW guild about her.
If my meeting with lawler two years ago is any indication of his social skills, he'll only talk to her about his wow guild.
"Hey Sanderz, you remember that time when..." for 30 minutes. That was my worst lunch of the summer. Thanks Tony.
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - Firecrest - 05-04-2012
jackslammer Wrote:Agree. Good luck.lawlerbation Wrote:Snaggin some frozen yogurt on monday.I'd consider that a success, talking to her face to face is better than not talking to her at all while talking to your WoW guild about her.
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - CAN - 05-04-2012
tell her you were 2k bg9
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - mininolan - 05-04-2012
lawlerbation Wrote:Firecrest Wrote:False. I ran the books for a large mall for several years. Close time is dictated by the owners of the mall and written into the leases. Not only do individual stores have no say, but they can be fined by the mall if they don't close on time. Anchor stores often negotiate an extra half hour or so past everyone else because they want to catch people as they walk out the door. Many stores also have special promotions where they open early or close late, but they still have to get permission first.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_mall =/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_mall
I called her today and fumbled through asking her out, I suck ass at talking to people I hardly know. Snaggin some frozen yogurt on monday because we both work quite a bit. I can just feel the failure coming ITS GONNA BE SO GOOD.
next time write a script
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - Kaistine - 05-04-2012
If you're trying to impress her you've already lost
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - jackslammer - 05-04-2012
lawlerbation Wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_mall =/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shopping_mallOhhhh, yeah I've always called those shopping centers or shopping plazas, a mall is big with like kiosks and shit and Santa visits them. Who says they are going to the laundromat or the liquor store in the mall? Fucking Arizona, probably have gun stores and shooting ranges in your "malls" as well.
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - lawlerbation the hardcore squatter - 05-05-2012
I frequent a gun store that is in a strip mall, the owner is a vietnam vet who is racist and funny as hell. He sold us quite a few pistol rounds even though we were underage at the time and also offered to let us shoot off a few Judge rounds in his back room which was just sandbags and old tires stacked against a cinderblock wall. Arizona is the best! Cannot legally purchase a handgun or ammo for one until 21 yet you can be "gifted" a pistol at any age as well as open carry anywhere except where posted.
Re: WLPH DATE ADVICE? - lawlerbation the hardcore squatter - 05-05-2012
Sanderz Wrote:If my meeting with lawler two years ago is any indication of his social skills, he'll only talk to her about his wow guild.
"Hey Sanderz, you remember that time when..." for 30 minutes. That was my worst lunch of the summer. Thanks Tony.
Sorry sanderz, had I know such plebeian conversations would bore you beyond recompense I would have broadened the conversation topics beyond our common experiences and interests.