THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

[lawlerbation the hardcore squatter]

ALRIGHT

STARTED ON SUNDAY, GOT IN THE CAR TO GO GET GYROS

LOOK INTO THE PASSENGER SEAT AND SEE SHIT FROM MY GLOVE BOX ALL THROWN ABOUT

my gps is missing from the glove box, check the trunk and my shotgun is missing

AWW YEA

on monday go with my friends to help work on his car he just bought, as im driving a ROCK CRACKS my fucking windshield, while working on the car we start throwing rocks at each other and my friend throws a rock at me and it hits my phone and breaks the screen

wake up at 3am tuesday to severe stomache pain, go to the bathroom prepared to shit my brains out. FEEL LIKE FUCKING SHIT, next thing i know i wakeup face down on the tile of my bathroom. FIGURE OUT I FAINTED AND FUCKING FACEPLANTED BECAUSE I HAVE A LARGE MARK ON MY FACE

Go through the rest of the day feeling like shit, raid at 6pm my fucking internet cuts out at 8pm doesnt come back on until like 12am my time.

NOW TONIGHT MY FUCKING LEFT CHEEK IS SWOLLEN AS FUCK and it hurts to move my mouth and the mark on the side of my face still hurts

YOU NIGGERS WISH YOU WERE AS COOL AS ME