WLPH DATE ADVICE?

[jackslammer]

pretend you are fooking zeezbrah, alpha male brah

when she texts you, you wait 2 hours to reply for every word she sends you, and also dont tell her you have a boring life you fuckstaincumjockey tell her about your solo boat trip around the world, how you sucked the popes dick etc etc .

also dont use smiley faces, the word lol or any of that faggy shit that makes you look like a beta faggot remember you are fooking zeezbrah. . oh and also if you are going to invite her somewhere dont actually ask her to come, just say " im going to be at XXXXX place at XXXX "

I don't think he's trying to fook snooki.