How to be a lazy motherfucker...?

[Hitshade]

So Im thinking about quitting my job. I require brilliant ideas on how to continue to live, with a roof over my head, clothes on my back, oh and internet... I need internet, while doing the least amount of work humanly possible. Ive already been a drug dealer, so I need original ideas people; keep it legal.

GO!

[Lorake]

Porn

[Hitshade]

Been there, done that. Not lucrative enough. Also, Im fat and I have a tiny penis and a terrible skin condition and dandruff and ingrown toenails and herpes and aids and cant tan after years of warcraft.

[mininolan]

Kitten Calenders

[Hitshade]

I have two ugly fat cats which I cant impregnate. I tried, with my tiny penis, but our DNA isn't compatible.

[Hitshade]

Subsequently, that also pretty much rules out being an inter-species erotica artist.

[Crazy Diana]

taking surveys i get 3$ like twice a month in checks from these guys
http://www.pineconeresearch.com/

oops lol invite only sorry bro

[Firecrest]

You can go the Lawler route and sell bodily fluids.

[spence]

Write a blog. Advertise it on various forums. Once this works, you will gain enough notoriety to self-produce a weekly "show" (audio only of course, find some up and coming artist to animate some shit for a chance to work with god's greatest gift to mankind, you) from the comforts of your very room. Eventually you will go viral and reap the benefits of e-stardom.

[Firecrest]

Does e-stardom come with e-poon?